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Thank you for your nomination. I respectfully ask that you do not vote for Branson Missouri. I neither asked to be nominated nor do I support the nomination.

It has come to my attention that the “corporate whores” of Journalism have campaigned heavily to defeat me in the “Best News Blog” category of the Blogaroni awards. Lack of campaign financing regulations on Internet campaigns is an issue that needs to be addressed and has resulted in offensive efforts constituting gross ethical violations lacking even the slightest hint of decency.

It’s rumored that contenders Tony Messenger and David Cantonese have not only abused their media connections, but have blatantly accepted bribes. Some have suggested that both have been placed on the payrolls of the Springfield News-Leader and KY3 respectively. I wish I could quiet this nasty rumor; however, I fear there is good reason to believe the accusations are in fact true.

Unfortunately, the only platform I have to run on superior integrity which has no place in modern politics.

Everyday, we’re forced to beat the streets without financing as the corporate whores await press releases from the powers that be. If I could afford the gas I would drive to thier corporate offices in Springfield and debate them on the streets of Springfield today.
Lastly, I like both David and Tony and fear that beating them could damage our relationship; Particularly, If I release the dirt I have on them such as pictures of David fantasizing about placing democratic stickers on his car and Tony watching late night television news just so he could stare at that “hot chick “. Politics, It’s just too dirty a game.

I will not stoop, I will not run.

(*****I thought this insincere post was kinda funny;but, I guess I was the only one! - I’ll stick to news )